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Wednesday, 1 July 2015
21 Reasons Bull Terriers Are The Absolute Worst !
We know in the past
have been up there fighting for the title of worst dog ever but we think that Bull Terriers may very well sneak in to top place …
Seriously how these guys have slipped under the radar for so long is beyond me.
Lets get started!
1. Firstly, lets just get it out there, Bull Terriers are pretty much the criminals overlords of the dog world
2. They can often be spotted in scary gangs …
3. When they’re not down the playground hogging the swings from children
4. Because, clearly, children and Bull Terriers don’t mix
5. Wait, back up, did we mention how un-cute the puppies are?
6. I think we know who really should have won that ugliest dog competition!
7. Also they’re messy, reallllllllly messy
8. But could they give a f*ck? Noppppe
9. Oh and they’re mediocre chefs at best !
10. Also they make awfully shoddy workmen … they don’t even have thumbs !!!
11. Don’t even get me started on their DJ’ing skills!
12. They’re terrible liars too
13. And awful at helping out with chores …
14. Licking dishes does NOT count
15. Also if they go missing make sure to check your local, they’re notorious drinkers
16. And they get in to all sorts of trouble after a night on the town!
17. Oh and did we mention they’re practically narcoleptic
18. Useless as guard dogs
19. Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal food from you!
20. They’ll insist you chauffeur them around like you’re some sort of slave
21. And they can’t even dance well
FINALLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY …
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