Wednesday, 10 July 2013

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats

Rock ‘n’ Roll isn’t as easy as it seems.
So you're listening to music and you're like, "I can totally start my own band."
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You find a sick guitarist…

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats
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…and a frontman who can really wail.

...and a frontman who can really wail.

You found a cute drummer, but he had no idea what he was doing.

You found a cute drummer, but he had no idea what he was doing.
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So, you find a real pro.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats
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Then you start practicing…

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats
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…ALL the time.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats

You perfect your rockstar look.

You perfect your rockstar look.
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Take your band photos…

Take your band photos...

Go on tour.

Go on tour.
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You finally make it. Your band is HUGE.

You finally make it. Your band is HUGE.

Everyone waits on you hand and foot.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats
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But then, all the fame and fortune goes to your head.

But then, all the fame and fortune goes to your head.
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You become a diva.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats

You get into some pretty hardcore drugs.

You get into some pretty hardcore drugs.
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You have a couple of hookups you regret.

You have a couple of hookups you regret.

You start hanging out with the wrong people.

You start hanging out with the wrong people.
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You start trashing hotel rooms.

You start trashing hotel rooms.
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And get arrested.

And get arrested.
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Your new experimental album flops.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats

You and your bandmates clash.

You and your bandmates clash.
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And your career goes downhill.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats

Your bassist gets angry that you’ve received an endorsement deal.

Your bassist gets angry that you've received an endorsement deal.
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Your sex tape leaks.

Your sex tape leaks.
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Your keyboardist starts a side project.

Your keyboardist starts a side project.
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The band breaks up.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats
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You’ve pretty much hit rock bottom.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats

You let yourself go and try to think of a way to jumpstart your life again.

You let yourself go and try to think of a way to jumpstart your life again.

You beg to get attention through a solo career.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats
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You start doing some soul searching.

You start doing some soul searching.
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Suddenly, you realize how much you miss the band.

Suddenly, you realize how much you miss the band.

And start plans for your reunion tour.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats
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But you couldn’t recreate the magic. So, you settle down and have a family.

But you couldn't recreate the magic. So, you settle down and have a family.

…and listen to your old albums on repeat.

The Life Cycle Of A Band, As Told By Cats


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