12 BOOKSTORE CATS WHO PROVE LIFE IS BETTER ON THE SHELF
If you’ve ever been browsing through a used bookshop and looked up to find a cat staring at you from the top of the bookshelf, you will understand exactly what I mean when I say that bookstore cats are the absolute best. I mean, they’re cats that hang out in bookstores. How do you beat that? You don’t.
Thus any bookstore that has one immediately becomes ten times more awesome. It’s science. Well, English major science. Bookstore cats are are one of many reasons whyindependent bookstores are superior to chains like Barnes and Noble; even if they don’t have cats, they have cat potential. That is also a scientific term.
If you’ve ever been browsing through a used bookshop and looked up to find a cat staring at you from the top of the bookshelf, you will understand exactly what I mean when I say that bookstore cats are the absolute best. I mean, they’re cats that hang out in bookstores. How do you beat that? You don’t.
Thus any bookstore that has one immediately becomes ten times more awesome. It’s science. Well, English major science. Bookstore cats are are one of many reasons whyindependent bookstores are superior to chains like Barnes and Noble; even if they don’t have cats, they have cat potential. That is also a scientific term.
For those of you who do not live in an area that is home to a bookstore cat, never fear. You, too, can experience the adorable excellence that is a cat surrounded by books:
1. This cat has no time for your nonsense. And if you want to take any of his beloved books, you had best be able to weather a death glare.
2. This cat runs this store, don’t you know. I mean, you didn’t think some silly human was in charge, did you?
3. This cat heard something exciting was happening and will not be left out.
4. and 5. Yes, they seem to be Breaking Dawn fans, but we’ll forgive them because they are just so cute.
6. This cat demands that you visit the store immediately, and will glare at you until you do. Don’t even think of just walking by.
7. This cat is alarmed to find herself in the mailbox. Leave the bookstore? No way.
8. This cat is handles all the important computer stuff and leaves the stocking to her humans.
9. This cat does not understand why the pet section is not about humans.
10. This cat is not here for your silly questions. Go find what you want yourself.
11. This cat, on the other hand, is here to help you find whatever you need.
12. This cat is tired of doing everything around here and has one word for you:siesta.
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