Just found the instructions that came with the dog!! Should have read them sooner. It would have explained a lot!
Congratulations
on acquiring your Jack Russell Terrier. Please find the instructions for your model listed below:
Although your JRT comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.
Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for most of the day This is normal as your JRT ages, and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.
Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regard to there being none. Should your JRT suddenly go from comatose to running up the walls, and in circles, we cannot stop this feature.
Mode 3: Personal space. It no longer exists, and the sooner you come to terms with that, the better!
Mode 4: Love. If it’s your first JRT, you will wonder how you have gotten through life without one. If it’s not your first, you already know you are very lucky, and you know it won’t be your last.
Naming: Your JRT comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few words our owners use frequently:
Drop it, I said drop it, drop it!
No, no, no, no!
What are you doing now?
Don’t bark at the mailman!
Are you kidding me?
You are the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare!
Oi, you!
What are you eating?
Don’t eat that!!!
I love you so much!
Stop begging!
Why are you laying on my head?
Don’t chase the kitty!
Get that out of your mouth!!!
Don’t chew on that!
You are so smart!
You little s..t
Oh you stink
Get that mouser
Get those flies
Your such a Angel pie
You little rat bag
My little boy
Not under the clothes lines
Ewhh your gross
What’s that smell
Your so perfect
Software: Your JRT is pre-installed with the highest quality software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love chip, fun chip, endless energy chip, and of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What-the-heck operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon. It’s perfect.
Should you have any inquiries you can reach us on 1-800-800-JACK.
Thank you.
We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your JRT! It will go by faster than you can imagine!
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