How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've


got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying

about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?
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Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring

that's not up to code.
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Dachshund: I can't reach the lamp!
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Toy Poodle: I'll just talk sweet to the Border collie and he'll do

it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!
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Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?
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Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!

Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
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Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while

he's busy.
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Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the

couch.
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Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
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Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
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Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
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Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just

ate was a light bulb?