Tuesday, 25 February 2014

QUENCH

When she takes what's hers,
And she demands your attention,
Push down hard on her hips,
And thrust fast with affection,
Be hard but be fair,
Lick each and every finger first,
Drip and dive if you have to,
Feed, satisfy, quench her thirst.

"Quench"
By Bob George ©
Life & Poetry 2014



Pear and Almond Pudding



Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall rustles up a perfect pud with this pear and almond concoction
Serves 8

INGREDIENTS

  • 150g unsalted butter, softened
  • 125g caster sugar
  • 2 medium eggs
  • 75g wholemeal self raising flour
  • 75g ground almonds
  • A good pinch of cinnamon
For the caramelised pears:
  • 3 pears (reasonably firm, but not rock hard)
  • 25g unsalted butter
  • 1 tbsp granulated sugar

METHOD

How to make pear and almond cake

1. Preheat oven to 170°C/gas 3. Grease a 20cm-diameter springform cake tin and line the base with baking parchment.
2. Peel, core and quarter the pears.
3. Melt the 25g butter in a frying pan big enough to take all the pear pieces, over a medium high heat. When it's bubbling, add the sugar and stir gently until it has dissolved into the butter. Add the pears and cook gently, turning once or twice, until they have softened and are starting to colour - 5-10 minutes. Set aside to cool.
4. In a mixing bowl, beat the softened butter with the caster sugar until pale and fluffy. Beat in one egg at a time, adding a spoonful of the flour with each to stop the mix curdling.
5. Combine the remaining flour, the ground almonds and the cinnamon, and fold into the mixture. Scrape into the prepared tin. Arrange the pears on top and pour on any buttery juices left in the pan.
6. Bake for about 40-50 minutes or until a skewer inserted into the centre of the cake comes out clean.
7. Stand the cake in its tin on a wire rack to cool for a few minutes, then release the tin. Serve the cake warm with clotted cream - or cold.


Sunday, 23 February 2014

Hummus 101: How to Make the Best, Easiest & Cheapest Hummus Ever.

Via on Feb 6, 2014

hummus

My dad is Israeli, so I was raised on hummus.

I can’t remember a time  growing up when we didn’t have a bowl of it in our refrigerator and back then, hummus wasn’t as ubiquitous as it is now. They didn’t sell it ready-made in the grocery stores and most people had no idea what it was unless they had Middle Eastern relatives, like me.
I’ve always liked hummus first and foremost because it tastes good, but I love how convenient it is and what a simple, nutritious snack it makes. I was thrilled when hummus went mainstream and the prepackaged kind is great in emergencies, but it doesn’t live up to the homemade version. Grocery store hummus, in its vacuum sealed, plastic tubs, contains preservatives, namely citric acid, which affect the taste. I don’t prefer it, plus, hummus isn’t meant to sit around for three weeks before someone eats it. I don’t like the plastic packaging and buying hummus instead of making it is expensive.
Some of those little tubs cost as much as five dollars!
Making fresh hummus is much easier than you think. It tastes better than the pre-made kind, is way cheaper and healthier and it produces no plastic waste.
When I was a teenager, my grandmother taught me how to make hummus and over the years, I’ve tweaked her recipe a bit, while still remaining true to family tradition, and now I’m passing the secret on to you.
Basic Hummus
2 cups of fresh cooked chick peas, cooled and drained
1/3 cup of tahini (sesame) paste
1/4 cup of good quality, extra virgin olive oil (raw preferably but if you can’t find raw olive oil, use the best quality you can find).
Juice of 2 lemons
2 cloves of fresh garlic (the kind you actually have to pull off the bulb and peel yourself. Don’t cheat!)
About one to two tablespoons of finely grated white onion (This is optional. My grandmother would tell you that it’s necessary, but I’ve started leaving it out because I don’t like onions very much and I think it’s fine.)
Dash of ground cumin
Dash of dried, ground coriander (the powder, not fresh cilantro)
Dash of hot pepper paste or sauce. In our family we use a Middle Eastern hot pepper, spice paste called Shug and it’s excellent, but you can use Harissa, Sriracha or whatever you like, though I would avoid using anything like Tabasco because the vinegar messes up the flavor of the hummus.
Paprika and more olive oil for garnish
The most important trick to making perfect hummus is using dried chickpeas and cooking them yourself. Please listen to me when I tell you that using canned chickpeas isn’t as good. Dried chickpeas are dirt cheap and super easy to cook. Follow the directions on the bag and if you can boil water, you can cook dried chickpeas. Canned chickpeas have a metallic flavor and most likely are full of BPA, so make your own.
A bag of chickpeas will make far more than is needed for this recipe, so what I do is cook up a big batch. Then I divide the cooked chickpeas into individual two cup packages, which I freeze. They freeze very well and then whenever you want to make hummus just pull a bag out of the freezer, defrost and you’re good to go.
Now the next step I skip, but if my grandmother were here she would tell you not to. Apparently, if you want to make perfect, velvety hummus you must skin each individual chickpea, which you do by pinching them lightly between your thumb and index finger until they pop out of their thin shell. I have terrible childhood memories of having to do this for what seemed like millions of chickpeas, so if you have kids that you want to torture or if you really want to sit and skin a couple hundred chickpeas, like my grandmother, then be my guest, but in my world? Ain’t nobody got time for that—I don’t mind some skins in my hummus.
The next part is far easier. Throw everything except the paprika into a blender, food processor or food mill and puree it. You will get the smoothest results with a good blender. Add room temperature water a little at a time to thin it a bit and help the blending process.
Once it’s nicely pureed, taste your hummus and season accordingly. Remember, this is your hummus. You can do whatever you want to it. You want more lemon? Add some. More salt? Put it in. You like it extra-spicy? Spice it up. Some people prefer much more garlic than I do, so my garlic measurement is conservative. Feel free to add a couple more cloves.
To serve: Spread the hummus on a plate, drizzle with more olive oil and sprinkle with paprika. Serve with pita bread, rice chips, cucumbers, olives, radishes – whatever you like to dip. Also use it as a spread on sandwiches and wraps.
Or just eat it with a spoon like pudding. That’s what I usually end up doing.
This is a very basic hummus recipe. Being a hummus traditionalist over here, I don’t like to mess with my recipe too much. However, add-ins can be delicious, so here is a list of things you can add to dress up your hummus. Be sure to add them before you puree the chickpeas.
Roasted red peppers
Artichoke hearts
Fresh cilantro
Chopped jalapeno
Pitted Kalamata Olives
Sauteed spinach
Toasted pine nuts
Salsa
Baked sweet potato (Warning! My grandmother would not approve.)
Lemon Zest
Roasted Garlic instead of raw
Roasted eggplant puree

Store your hummus in a glass bowl and keep it covered in the refrigerator for up to three days. If it lasts that long. Enjoy!


What People Really Look Like. ~ Dale Favier

Via Dale Favieron Sep 6, 2013
Massage

I’ve been a massage therapist for many years now. I know what people look like.

People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table.
Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody looks like the people in magazines or movies. Not even models. Nobody. Lean people have a kind of rawboned, unfinished look about them that is very appealing. But they don’t have plump round breasts and plump round asses. You have plump round breasts and a plump round ass, you have a plump round belly and plump round thighs as well. That’s how it works. (And that’s very appealing too.)

Woman have cellulite. All of them.

It’s dimply and cute. It’s not a defect. It’s not a health problem. It’s the natural consequence of not consisting of photoshopped pixels, and not having emerged from an airbrush.

Men have silly buttocks.

Well, if most of your clients are women, anyway. You come to male buttocks and you say — what, this is it? They’re kind of scrawny and the tissue is jumpy because it’s unpadded; you have to dial back the pressure, or they’ll yelp.
Adults sag. It doesn’t matter how fit they are. Every decade, an adult sags a little more. All of the tissue hangs a little looser. They wrinkle, too. I don’t know who put about the rumor that just old people wrinkle. You start wrinkling when you start sagging, as soon as you’re all grown up, and the process goes its merry way as long as you live. Which is hopefully a long, long time, right?

Everybody on a massage table is beautiful. There are really no exceptions to this rule.

At that first long sigh, at that first thought that “I can stop hanging on now, I’m safe” – a luminosity, a glow, begins. Within a few minutes the whole body is radiant with it. It suffuses the room: it suffuses the massage therapist too. People talk about massage therapists being caretakers, and I suppose we are: we like to look after people, and we’re easily moved to tenderness. But to let you in on a secret: I’m in it for the glow.
I’ll tell you what people look like, really: they look like flames. Or like the stars, on a clear night in the wilderness.



Barking Blondes: Dogs and Children

Joanne Good and Anna Webb
IMG 1405 768x1024 Barking Blondes: Dogs and ChildrenThe iconic image of Elizabeth Taylor with her canine co-star in Lassie Come Home sums up the great relationship that can exist between dogs and children.
In both film and literature we are fed scenarios where animals and children co-habit and become the best of friends.
The news of two children tragically mauled by dogs in one week is devastating.
So is the fact that there have been over 20 deaths caused by dogs since 2005.
It’s not surprising that many owners may be looking at their pet dog in a different light.
This week, on our radio show, we were inundated with callers recounting their stories of how they successfully integrated a newborn into the home with their dogs.
One caller, having taken on two rescue Rottweilers, explained how from the beginning she’d taught the dogs to ignore the baby. With very strict boundaries, these powerful Rotties were shown the child was no threat so they respected the baby.
Another caller described how she had lain her baby on a rug and allowed her two German Shepherds to inspect the new arrival and accept it into the fold.
In no way are we recommending this form of training but both examples  show how, when dogs are trained to a high standard, it is easier to build new rules and boundaries into their routine. Trained dogs know how to listen and obey. They also accept that the owner’s word means they must co-operate as a team.
There are many constructive steps anyone expecting a baby can do to make integration seamless. Start by planning for the arrival and building your dog into these plans. Nine months is more than enough time! Your dog will know you’re pregnant and will be very aware of differences in your ‘body odours’. Think about your dog and make him understand  that this change will not be a negative situation for him. Keep your dog’s routine the same, but sharpen your dog’s basic commands, stays, recalls etc. so you’re in control.
Let the dog explore the ‘nursery’ area before baby arrives, but on your terms, calling him away regularly, but also not excluding him from this new room. Once the baby is born then bring items with the baby’s scent back from the hospital. Train your dog very strictly to sniff but leave the item – the dog must understand that you own this item, he can be involved but under your direction.
Plan how you will cope with a newborn and your dog. The dog’s exercise and daily routine must not be compromised by the new arrival. Invited friends must pay attention to the dog as well as the baby, so the dog feels apart of the experience, but in a controlled way with boundaries so jumping up on visitors is absolutely forbidden.
Never, ever, leave the baby alone with Fido. Always supervise the proceedings. As the baby grows then teach him/her how to interact safely with the dog. The Kennel Club’s safe and sound scheme is a great place to start.
The Blue Cross launched their Pets are a Passion, Not a Fashion campaign this week, highlighting the number of dogs abandoned when owners can’t cope.
The charity explains that we are now often choosing dogs that are inappropriate for our lifestyles. Rather than researching the breed that will suit our lifestyle we are going for the latest trend.
We are also increasingly ‘humanising’ our pooches. Forgetting dogs require boundaries, exercise and routine to be a happy balanced animal. Dogs are a commitment and you need to be willing to put in a lot of work to achieve perfect canine citizenship.
Ask yourself “How well do you actually know your dog”?
They can read us like a book – but do we really bother to notice what’s going on behind those grateful eyes?
Barking Blondes by Jo Good & Anna Webb, published by Hamlyn, £12.99www.octopusbooks.co.uk


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Saturday, 22 February 2014

DOG, MY FRIEND

When God had made the Earth and sky,
The flowers and the trees,
He then made all the animals
And all the birds and bees.

And when his work was finished,
Not one was quite the same.
He said, "I'll walk this earth of mine,
And give each one a name,"

And so he traveled land and sea,
And everywhere he went,
A little creature followed Him
Until his strength was spent.

And when all were named upon the Earth,
And in the sky and sea,
The little creature said "Dear Lord,
There's not one left for me!"

The Father smiled and softly said:
"I've left you till the very end.
I've turned my own name back to front,
And called you DOG, my loyal friend."

~Author unknown