10 Reasons Why Your Dog Groomer Charges More Than Your Hairdresser

1. Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean around your butt.
2. You probably don’t go 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair
3. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to remove your eye boogers.
4. Most likely, you sit still for your hairdresser.
5. Your haircut doesn’t include a free pedicure and manicure.
6. You probably didn’t roll in mud or step bairfooted into poo in the last few weeks.
7. You probably don’t bite or scratch your hairdresser.
8. Your hairdresser probably doesn’t clean out your eyes for you.
9. It’s unlikely that your hairdresser trims hair anywhere on your body except your head. (ugh, let’s hope not!)
10. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing on your hairdresser is VERY slim