1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a English Bull Terrier you MUST say hello to him.
3. Things that are normally for human children are now for your English Bull Terriers…
4. English Bull Terriers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy English Bull Terrier person.
5. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your English Bull Terrier is too painful.
6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your English Bull Terrier.
7. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your English Bull Terriers.
8. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future English Bull Terrier.
9. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
10. …it doesn’t matter, because English Bull Terriers know you’re great!
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